There isn't one yet.
But how much fun would it be to follow these folks' lead?
Do it in a big office building somewhere, or in a mall, maybe outside the Mac store.
The big "I wish" song that starts off every musical, some ingenue gets up and sings, let's see.
Word 07, what a shill
Just money making for ol'Bill
My numbered lists are strange and wrong
It makes me break into a song....
And so on, and then the cartwheelers come along, and the chorus sings about how they wish there was something free and open and that had built-in PDF (what rhymes with PDF?), etc.
Coverage on the evening news, of course.
Just a thought, as I end my lunch break and prep for this afternoon's Advanced Calc class.