OpenOffice! The Musical! (Friday fun)

There isn't one yet.

But how much fun would it be to follow these folks' lead?

http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/

Do it in a big office building somewhere, or in a mall, maybe outside the Mac store.

The big "I wish" song that starts off every musical, some ingenue gets up and sings, let's see.

Word 07, what a shill
Just money making for ol'Bill
My numbered lists are strange and wrong
It makes me break into a song....

And so on, and then the cartwheelers come along, and the chorus sings about how they wish there was something free and open and that had built-in PDF (what rhymes with PDF?), etc.

Coverage on the evening news, of course.

Just a thought, as I end my lunch break and prep for this afternoon's Advanced Calc class.

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Comments

[Bob E.]

2nd Verse:
I think ol' Bill is deaf,
We want a program with built-in PDF,
Now I'm going to give you advice,
Dump ol' Bill and go to Open Office.

[ameba]

About the article: http://openoffice.blogs.com/openoffice/2006/03/i_just_redesign.html

I'd like to ask a question about "Image Map" in Impress.
If the function "Image Map" can only be used in the file type .html?
Because it shows nothing but the next slide when I click on the hotspot in slide show mode. I just can't get to my destination link!

[Solveig]

Hi Bob,

That's great! Personally, I see it as delivered in a rap verse, but I could go either way on that.

[Solveig]

Hi Ameba,

You're right, it looks like the link to the next slide overrides the link for the image map. The image map link might work if you export to the presentation to HTML.